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Monday, August 25, 2008

Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun
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Offer John McCain $1 million if he correctly guesses how many homes he owns
Every night, one lucky lady gets to go home with John Edwards
In honor of party mascot, serve assortment of delicious donkey and mule treats
Each delegate gets a kitty, superdelegates get a super kitty!
Special appearance by the exhumed remains of Lyndon Johnson
Call the Pepsi Center something crazy like the Bird's Nest or the Water Cube
Give John Kerry's crazy wife five minutes to say whatever she wants -- remember her?
Kick things off with a song from Dennis Kucinich
Five words: hot volleyball babes in bikinis
Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention
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More talking points about Audrina and Lo's feud on "The Hills"

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If Dennis Kucinich wants to speak, must dress as a Keebler Elf

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More fun than a Joe Biden speech? Impossible!

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Okay, no booze, but they didn't say anything about hookers!

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Put Cheney in charge of dealing with protesters

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